Welcome to the most fun on a Thursday night you can have!
Location: Dave’s Pinball Sanctuary of Madness
Date: June 12, 2025
Mood: Multiball Mayhem
If Week 1 was a gentle handshake, Week 2 slapped us with a power drain and yelled, “Play better!” The tables were mean, the scores were wild, and the smack talk? Chef’s kiss. Let’s dive in:
Zach S walked into Week 2 like a multiball demigod and dropped 131 million on Jurassic Park like it was a Sunday stroll. He now reigns at 1st place overall with 32 points. Somebody get this man a shaker motor crown.
Chris L unleashed a 73M Elvira score and a 71M Maiden, proving he’s not here to play nice—he’s here to dominate. He’s in 7th overall, but climbing fast and loud.
Tom B showed consistency with a juicy 30 league points, putting him in the #2 spot, just behind the king of chaos (Zach). Tom’s basically the Swiss Army knife of pinball—adaptable and dangerous.
Brittany P reminded us that Stranger Things isn’t just scary, it’s terrifying when she dropped 355 million on it and rocketed up to 5th overall.
Mitch R, Greg T, and Theresa R had a rougher night, but remember folks—every great comeback story starts with a few house balls and a humble grin.
Zach S: 🥇 Holding down 1st like it’s his birthright.
Tom B: 🥈 Always a threat, always calm—like a pinball ninja.
David J: 🥉 Snuck into 3rd with consistent play. Quiet killer vibes.
Big movers this week include Jason J (jumped to #4), Brian S (tied for 5th), and Amy J, who casually blew up Iron Maiden with a 252 million score like it was just another Tuesday.
Brittany P’s 355 MILLION on Stranger Things. That score wasn’t just high, it was Upside Down good. Respect.
Most Likely to Have Made a Deal with the Pinball Gods: Zach S, no debate.
The league is tighter than a tilt bob right now. With 6 weeks left and a whole arsenal of brutal machines waiting, it's still anyone’s game.
Next week? We flip again. We shout. We cry. We probably curse out a scoop. And we love every second of it.
Until then—keep flipping, stay salty, and never trust a ball save.