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Week 7 wasn’t just “a league night.” It was one of those legendary Dana’s House sessions where the whole place feels like it’s humming before the first plunge—like the machines know they’re about to be pushed to their limits. The lineup was stacked, the brackets were spicy, and by the end of it, we had statement wins, surprise swings, and enough “NO WAY” moments to last the rest of the season.
Dana’s once again delivered the perfect battlefield: tight competition, big energy, and that special kind of chaos that only happens when good players collide on brutal games with something to prove.
Jurassic Park came out swinging—fast scoring, big moments, and punishment for sloppy control.
William B absolutely owned the park with a monster 278,635,480 and the top finish.
Brian S stayed dangerous with 139,589,870, keeping himself in striking distance all night.
Matt J (67,655,720) and Tom B (62,028,430) battled in the trenches, where every missed shot felt like feeding the raptors.
Vibe: Survival. Pure survival.
Then we hit Medieval Madness, where dreams go to die and castles go to rubble.
Tom B dropped the hammer here with 58,097,980 and a crucial top finish.
Matt J (19,893,490) clawed for points, and Brian S (11,201,100) managed damage control.
William B (6,417,330) took the hit on this one, proving again that Medieval does not care who you are.
Vibe: “One good ball can save you. One bad ball can end you.”
Dune turned into the night’s “who’s really in control?” test.
Brian S went full emperor mode with 169,823,030.
William B (103,711,140) stayed steady and dangerous.
Tom B (54,408,990) fought hard, but Dune demanded more.
Matt J (28,512,530) took the rough end of a game that does not forgive.
Vibe: Precision or pain.
And then… Getaway. The speed, the flow, the “one more rip” energy.
Brian S detonated the scoreboard with 346,132,550 — the kind of score that changes the mood in the room.
William B (106,750,810) kept it respectable.
Matt J (36,970,480) stayed in the fight.
Tom B (19,434,030) caught the short straw in a game that can snowball against you fast.
Vibe: Highway to either glory or heartbreak.
Brian S: 14 match points (big night, huge Getaway)
William B: 12 match points (JP domination carried weight)
Tom B: 9 match points
Matt J: 8 match points
League standings impact (as of Week 7, from your sheet):
Tom B: 86 (Rank 1)
Brian S: 76 (Rank 2)
Matt J: 75 (Rank 3)
William B: 74 (Rank 4)
That’s not a “race,” that’s a knife fight. Top 4 separated by 12 total points, and William is right there lurking.
This group had that “anything can happen” feel all night—multiple players trading top finishes, and a host who flat-out showed up.
Dana S held it down with 132,604,630.
Tony B (118,024,340) kept pace.
Andrew (Muffins) S (78,712,220) and Ian K (75,968,610) fought it out in the margins.
Then Tony B nuked the building:
Tony B: 760,667,740 (yes, that kind of score)
Ian K: 23,444,610
Andrew (Muffins) S: 71,390,530
Dana S: 12,650,460
Jaws LE turned into a bloodbath:
Dana S: 206,357,170
Andrew (Muffins) S: 180,106,460
Tony B: 105,764,870
Ian K: 48,739,480
And then Dana slammed the door shut:
Dana S: 506,603,040
Tony B: 281,748,460
Ian K: 134,234,330
Andrew (Muffins) S: 13,024,080
Dana S: 14 match points
Tony B: 13 match points
Andrew (Muffins) S: 9 match points
Ian K: 6 match points
Dana didn’t just host this week—Dana made a statement.
This group hit the kind of lineup that separates “playing well” from “surviving long enough to matter.”
Brendon T: 1,093,780
Porter S: 1,041,600
Brittany P: 1,009,170
Vern S: 795,080
Vern answered back hard:
Vern S: 648,762,020
Brittany P: 578,250,400
Brittany took control:
Brittany P: 25,456,690
A wild finish:
Vern S: 61,902,680
Brendon T: 59,495,770
Brittany P: 11 match points
Vern S: 11 match points
Brendon T: 11 match points
Porter S: 7 match points
That’s a three-way punch-up right there.
Aaron K: 200,350,080 (top finish)
Whitney T: 53,958,710
Whitney struck back:
Whitney T: 2,433,130
Dan S: 2,448,840 (also strong)
Glenn L: 2,367,030
Dan S: 1,795,020
Whitney detonated again:
Whitney T: 990,173,740
Dan S: 631,640,220
Whitney T: 13 match points
Dan S: 12 match points
Aaron K: 10 match points
Glenn L: 6 match points
Whitney’s Theatre score was one of the loudest moments of the night.
This group felt like a street race that never fully settled.
Getaway: David J led the charge (137,473,910)
Gold Wings: Zach S took the top (2,556,950)
Jurassic Park: Zach S struck again (36,708,380)
Big Lebowski: David J finished strong (2,750,220)
David J: 13 match points
Zach S: 12 match points
Shannon F: 9 match points
Greg T: 8 match points
Three-player battles are never relaxing—every mistake is amplified.
Scared Stiff: Jason J took it (3,368,550)
Gladiators: James E crushed (240,173,900)
Getaway: Jason J again (73,164,540)
Jaws LE: Tom L with a gigantic 301,434,240
Jason J: 15 match points (monster night)
Tom L: 13 match points
James E: 11 match points
This group had the “every point matters” vibe.
Dialed In: Bob E started hot (160,030)
Godzilla Premium: Bob E again (28,425,530)
Medieval Madness: Bob E stayed on top (12,207,910)
Rush LE: Bob E closed it out (24,664,520)
Bob E: 18 match points (dominant)
Kayce S: 11 match points
Brenda D: 9 match points
Bob didn’t just win—Bob ran the table.
Week 7 at Dana’s House was a full-on pinball saga: big scores, big momentum swings, and standings that are still brutally close at the top. If you missed this week, you missed one of those nights that players are going to reference later like, “Remember that Dana’s night?”
On to Week 8. Bring steady hands… because the season is officially in the part where every ball matters.